The festival of living art full#

Taylor has called the meeting to announce that Stars Hollow will be hosting the annual Festival of Living Pictures. Kirk is showing off his new girlfriend like she’s his new car. They’re as judgy as expected, making Judgy WASP Mom proud. Later, everyone piles in to Miss Patty’s while Lorelai tells Rory about Sookie’s home birth. Jackson hands Lorelai a “baby pager” and then runs off to find buckets to collect whatever gunk comes out of women when they have babies. If you want a home birth, awesome! It’s just not for me. I look at it this way – I’m not paying the hospital to let me have a baby there, I’m paying them to clean up everything left over from the labor. I hate cleaning regularly, now I have to deal with a biohazard? No.

The festival of living art full#

As we’ve discussed before, this show is judgmental as fuck over women’s baby choices, so it’s no surprise that Lorelai is all, “AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!” :Runs around with her head on fire from judgmental rage.: Full disclosure – even if I were able (I’m not), I’d never have a home birth because I do not want to be responsible for cleaning all that schmutz up.

Sookie and Jackson have decided on a home birth. Always come a few weeks AFTER the birth – before the birth is too unpredictable and the last thing a tired, recovering woman with a new baby needs is a houseful of guests. He’s Jackson’s brother, in town for the baby’s birth, which should have happened a week ago. Lorelai goes to Sookie’s where she finds Nick Offerman surlily sitting on the sofa. Palette cleanser – here’s a lion playing with a tire: It’s like being forced to have a conversation with your most boring aunt. This cold open is all about shitty music, laundry, and coupons.